You don’t often hear the words Disney gangbang but that’s what Into the Woods feels like. From that giant tree like level 1 in Ocarina of Time to that 72 hour time limit like Majoras Mask, but less frustrating this feels like a pop culture copy. Now Johnny Deep as a wolf, were giving thumbs up on that, however we have to fucking ask yet again, why is everyone British? This is based on an American play why does everyone need a fucking British accent, we fought a revolution so we didn’t have hear British accents! So what else did we notice aside from accents, this is basically Cinderella, little red riding hood, Jack and the bean stalk, and repunzel, all in a blender (and that’s not always a good mix.) Hey wait a sec Captain Kirk is a prince in this movie? Who knew! Basically we can say the TV show Once upon a time ripped this movie off as it opened on Broadway in 1987, however it has a fractured fairytales vibe to it (and that aired in the 1960s.) We did like the up comeance for antagonistic characters but before you think this is a positive review however, a stupid plot twist ruins the ending and goes all Star Trek 2 on us, that’s automatically disqualification for a 4.0 score or higher, we hate, absolutely hate melowdrama for the sake of melowdrama, this is why our TV show reviews get such bottom of the barrel low scores, and Into the Woods dunked itself deep in that.
On a scale of 1.0 to 5.9 it got a 2.2 out of 5.9
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