Review : Wayne’s World 2 (1993/PG-13)

It doesn’t matter who you are, well actually let’s rephrase that, it matters who you are if your Gen X, then your most likely a fan of Wayne and Garth. As Bill and Ted were in the 80s, Wayne and Garth were in early 90s. So when your first movie makes over $100 million at the box office, your gonna get a sequel. Honestly Wayne’s World 2 will never beat the first film in pure quality and originality, but it seems time and more or less everyone forgot about this movie because of its bad release date. Had this movie been released on Feburary 18th, 1994 (like the first films Feburary 1992 release) instead of December 10th, 1993 it would have made way more then $48 million at the box office. Wayne’s World 2 is actually rare sequel that delivers, and at the same time functions as its own stand alone story. Wayne and Garth are idiots, and that’s what makes it funny, they are perpetually teenagers who spend there time listening to rock music, and playing hockey. Yet just like the first film the story managed to do something creative with the characters. This film also took parody to the next level by pretty much having its last 10 minuets mirror The Graduate, and of course it knows it’s a movie with Wayne requesting they get a better actor for a bit part, which shows a film crew member rushing in Charleton Heston. Bottom line this film will make you laugh and that’s all you want today. See the original first of course but if you’ve already have then see this one.

On a scale of 1.0 to 5.9 it got a 5.0 out of 5.9


Review: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014/PG-13)

So there’s something you need to know about us at E-Mod 116, ever since 2000 movies totally suck (oh 1999 how we long for you and your wonderful cinema.) But while it’s steady diet of turds flung at you now, every once in a while (like 8 to 9 years) a gem falls in your lap that’s so wonderful you almost forget how bad cinema today has become, Guardians of the Galaxy is movie that proves the originality and creativeness you thirst for is finally heard if only for a fleeting moment. So first off what is this film? The answer is this is Star Wars with Assholes, in fact in terms of science fiction this film is in the same vain of Starship Troopers then Star Wars. We’re a sucker for anthing that is self aware of itself and Guardians of the Galaxy is basically a Marvel movie that is a parody of a Marvel movie which after 10 plus years of super hero movies need a good slap up side the head and a good natured razing. One of the best cameos in the film is Lloyd Kaufman the founder of Troma films. In fact if this film was realased in 1994 or 1989 it would have been a Troma movie and B-Movie classic like Toxic Advengers or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. So why does this film work on so many levels and hits that ultimate home run? One word, snark. Cabin in the Woods in 2010 did this flawlessly, now since everything in the Marvel Universe is connected, Joss Weedon co-wrote Cabin in the Woods 2 years before he made that little film called The Avengers.  This is probably the first and possibly the only Marvel movie where the main character says “They got my dick message.” Seriously that’s pure originality why doesn’t Iron Man say that, we need more jackasses in superhero cinema. Speaking of jackasses lets talk about the Racoon. Watching him makes this film also in the shades of Captain EO at Epcot, the ultimate in 80s cheesey cool. Staying back in the 80s, the sound track is one of the best since the 1998 film 54. Let us be honest, good music stopped in 1995 let the music from 1974 forever reign. Seriously with so much originality and creativity bursting at the seams in this cinematic masterpiece it makes movies fun again and the reason why film is the perfect blend of entertainment and art.

Rated: PG-13 

On a scale of 1.0 to 5.9 it got a 5.5 out of 5.9

Review : Scrooged (1988/PG-13)

Look right off  the bat were not going to say we dislike Bill Murray in films, but we kind of think he’s got his head up Wes Anderson’s ass now (we saw Rushmore and someone owes us $7.50.) That said let’s go back to the 80s when Bill actually gave a damn. In 1988 Murray teamed up with Richard Donner, yes the director of Lethal Weapon 1,2, 3, and the meh it’s ok 4. Also he directed a little film you may have heard of called Superman. So why on earth would these two people team up to make a movie, let alone a Christmas movie? The answer is simple, Scrooged much like Bad Santa is the anti-Christmas movie. In fact this film along with Mickeys Christmas Carol, and the 1984 film starring George C Scott (an actor who you should totally respect because he said the Oscars were “a goddamn meat parade”) is one of the best tellings of A Christmas Carol Story, this one however is a fresh modern twist. Let’s focus on what makes this so funny, Bill Murray plays Francis Xavier Cross a television executive, yes this was relased in 1988 but honestly since then NOTHING has changed in the world of television, in fact the story in the story the live performance of A Christmas Carol could be analogous with the Sound of Music Live or Peter Pan Live, both would have been equally better with Buddy Hackett, Jamie Farr, and Mary Lou Retton. The dark irony is also delicious as the network standards and practices berates the production for having dancer outfits that “you can clearly see her nipples” (remember when that is what the PG-13 rating was for) only to be comically injured in cartoony ways and always screaming “ohhhhhh shiiiiit!” In fact the irony and down right live action cartoon feel of the movie makes it so enjoyable, from Ghost of Christmas Present beating up Frank with a Toaster, to Bobcat Goldthwait literally transforming himself from 80s corporate brown nose yuppie to manic shot gun wielding loon akin to how you used to seeing him Police Academy 2 or Shakes The Clown. This might be the only no scratch that the only Christmas movie to ever use the line “He just called you a flaming butthead.” that you start crying so hard from laugher you have to pause and rewind the film just catch your breath and hear the punch line to the fantastic joke. In short you know the story so why not see it when the story has some teeth. Bill Murray is a comic genius as he gave us Dr. Peter Venkman no matter how much Wes Anderson is trying to destroy that. Scrooged is a true holiday classic and film that doesn’t age even if it’s set in 1988. Oh did we mention Karen Allen from Raiders of the Lost Ark has a role in this film? She’s both talented and attractive back when both were common in movies, that alone is reason to watch this holiday masterpeice.

Rating : PG-13

On a scale of 1.0 to 5.9 it got a 5.5 out of 5.9